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Vol 691 - May 04, 2008 - Strange Truisms
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- HOTEL ROOMS BOOKED AND THE LOWEST RATE! - GUARANTEED! Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings http://www.reservetravel.com/v5/redir.aspx?&type=search&siteid=9055 ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotes and Insults! "A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!" "I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it." "I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!" "Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm." "Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!" "Make somebody happy. Mind your own business." "Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?" "Are your parents siblings?" "As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?" ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Truisms Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ Morrison TRUISMS #1 BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. GOSSIP: Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. KLEENEX: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. TRUISMS #2 MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. Ha! ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== RONOLDO - BRAZILIAN SOCCER SUPERSTAR - INVOLVED WITH ALTERCATION WITH TRANSVESTITES EXTORTION! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/137798.html STRANGE BLONDE WITH HER BIG PAL - LARGE LEOPARD! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/137280.html STRANGE "SANTA" ON A CAMEL - AFGHANASTAN? - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/137485.html STRANGE FULL DRESS PARADE MARCH - WRONG WAY! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/137565.html OSHA VIOLATIONS & SAFETY PROBLEMS - TRUCK STUCK - BRICK DELIVERY GOES BAD! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/137632.html STRANGE SPORTS MOMENTS - SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/137655.html PENGUIN PROBLEM - NO DIVING! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/137659.html STRANGE TINY VIOLIN - THAT'S HOW BAD I FEEL FOR YOU! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/137666.html STRANGE TOILET SURPRISE - HUGE SNAKE! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/137668.html STRANGE TRAFFIC ROADBLOCK - HUGE ELEPHANT! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/137669.html STRANGE LIGHTNING STORM - RIGHT OVER THE CITY! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/137670.html VIETNAM WAR PHOTOS - CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/137701.html STRANGE JET POWERED TRAIN - M-497- "BLACK BEETLE" - 7 - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/137719.html STRANGE OLDE FAMILY PICTURE - TOO MUCH INBREEDING! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/137735.html STRANGE PAIR OF SEMI TRUCKS! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/137736.html STRANGE RAILROAD TRACK VEHICLE - 1958 PONTIAC STATION WAGON! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/137737.html F-16 - JAPANESE AIR FORCE MILITARY JET AND BABY JET! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/137760.html STRANGE BIRDS - KINGFISHER WITH LITTLE FISH IN HIS BEAK - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/137775.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - SM - VIETNAM - Troops - Equipment - Battles - Memorials http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/category/100737_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/103735.html 500 Ways to Annoy Your Roommate - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/104132.html A Trip To The Restroom From a Woman's Point of View - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/104809.html Stumping Dear Abby - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/106103.html New Medications for Women Only - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/105865.html He Said - She Said - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/106628.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Military Humor - Funny, Serious, Patriotic, Cool http://www.strangetravel.com/content/category/107_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning Tsunamis - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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