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Vol 692 - May 07, 2008 - Just How Dumb Are You Quiz
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- HOTEL ROOMS BOOKED AND THE LOWEST RATE! - GUARANTEED! Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings http://www.reservetravel.com/v5/redir.aspx?&type=search&siteid=9055 ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotes "If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." Henry Youngman. "If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?" Steven Wright. "Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night." Peter Ustinov. (grunt) "I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them." - Steve Martin "Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women." Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx (1890-1977) ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Just How Dumb Are You Quiz 1. What do you put in a toaster? The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such ! as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to question three. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass", then go on to question four. 4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury! the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"? Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question. 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question. 6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, th! ree people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!! ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== HUGE GENETICALLY ENGINEERED COWS & BULLS - 1 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/137208.html STRANGE "TREE" CREATURE! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/137464.html BABY SEAL WAVING - HELLO! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/137568.html GOLD PLATED GUNS & AMMO - AUTOMATIC MACHINE PISTOL - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/137638.html STRANGE ANIMAL FIGHT - PEACOCKS FLYING! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/137660.html NASTY THUNDER AND LIGHTNING STORMS - ISLAND - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/137671.html STRANGE PINK HUMMER STRETCH LIMO! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/137718.html DANGEROUS HIKING TRAIL AROUND THE MOUNTAIN! GREAT VIEW! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/137733.html STRANGE SIKH - BIG SWORD & HEADDRESS - - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/137764.html LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL - THE GOOD AND THE BAD! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/137773.html STRANGE CHILDREN'S DEMO - CRAWL THRU THE LARGE INTESTINE? - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/137791.html SH-60B SEAHAWK HELICOPTER MAKES ROUGH SEAS LANDING ON PITCHING DECK! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/137799.html SPECIAL SOLDIERS SPECIAL "WELCOME HOME!" - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/137800.html STRANGE CATS ANDS DOGS - CUTE! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/137806.html WWI SOLDIERS - OLDE PIX - THE ENTIRE BATTALION ! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/137810.html STRANGE MADONNA WITH ELEPHANT PICTURE - SHE RUNS AWAY WITH THE CIRCUS? - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/137841.html COOL OLDE "PRAIRIE" SHELL GAS STATION AND MODEL T TRUCK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/137844.html STREAKER PICKS WRONG CRICKET MATCH - DECKED! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/137845.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - REDNECKS - Why They're SOOO Special !! http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/25_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week You Know You're Getting Old When... - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/137846.html Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse... - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/137847.html 7 Annoying Things About Being A Personal Trainer - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/137848.html Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/137849.html Quotes about Marilyn Monroe - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/137852.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Rednecks, Southern Crackers, Yankees http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/category/101_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning Tsunamis - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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