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Vol 700 - June 04, 2008 - Strange Things a True Southerner Knows
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- HOTEL ROOMS BOOKED AND THE LOWEST RATE! - GUARANTEED! Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings http://www.reservetravel.com/v5/redir.aspx?&type=search&siteid=9055 ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotes About "Work" The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. Whats the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe youd get a pulse. - Dennis Miller Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen Doing nothing is very hard to do you never know when youre finished. - Leslie Nielsen The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning youre on the job. - Slappy White I only go to work on days that dont end in a y. - Robert Paul Its just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali A good rule of thumb is if youve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, youve made a serious vocational error. - Dennis Miller I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K Jerome ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Things a True Southerner Knows Strange Things a True Southerner Knows The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit. Pretty much how many fish make up a mess. What general direction cattywumpus is. That gimme sugar dont mean pass the sugar. When somebodys fixin to do something, it wont be long. The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees. How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store. Knows what, Well I Suwannee !! means. Aint nobodys biscuits like Grandmas biscuits !! A good dog is worth its weight in gold. Real gravy dont come from the store. When by and by is. How to handle their pot likker. The difference between pert near and a right far piece. The differences between a redneck and a good ol boy. Never to go snipe hunting twice. At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice. Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll em up past the elbows. You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody. A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddys pants up. 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