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- Britney Spears Jokes
Britney Spears Jokes
Q: How do you kill Britney?
A: Buy her a gun as a present and say it's a hair - dryer
Q: Why does Britney have TGIF written on her shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Britney was driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours she finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland "Left", so she turned around and went home.
Q: Why does Britney always smile during lightning storms?
A: She think her picture is being taken.
Q: Why can't Britney dial 911?
A: She can't find the 11 on the phone!
Q: How do you drown Britney?
A: Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Q: How do you get a twinkle in a Britney's eye?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q: What did Britney say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
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